Once upon a time, there was a wealthy old miner who was traveling across the plains with his trusty mule of many years. All of a sudden the mule fell over dead. The old man buried his old friend and put up a cross as a grave marker. He wrote on the cross, "My Ass." Then he continued on his journey.

Years later a town grew nearby the grave. The road into town went right by the marker, so the town adopted the name out of respect for the dead mule. It had become somewhat of a historical site.

This trio knows how to party!

I just read about a medical study which said that having frequent sex decreases your chances of getting a cold. The more sex you have, the less chance you'll have a cold. Something to do with boosting your red blood cells. This is exactly the kind of thing I love to read. The government should be subsidizing this kind of research. So I printed the article out. I can't wait until the next time my wife sniffles or sneezes. I'll be able to say, "Honey, I've got just the thing for that."

...for my absentee ballot to get here so I can get it over with!

A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye. The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye... and YES, science now shows carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eye.

A Tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart has four chambers and is red. All of the research shows tomatoes are loaded with lycopine and are indeed pure heart and blood food.

Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food.

Taken 6/26/08

Luke will be doing a phone interview tomorrow (August 6th) with my buddy Dave Kallaway at WIFC 95.5 FM in Wausau, WI, for Luke's Aug. 17 show there at the Grand Theatre. The interview will air at approximately 7:55 a.m. Central Time (5:55 a.m. West Coast, 8:55 a.m. East Coast, 1:55 p.m. London, 2:55 p.m. most of Europe). Here's the link to their webstream if you'd like to listen in:

WIFC

August 6th!

Thanks again Scotty for you and the crew being such great hosts!

Now the question is: Who is who? Scotty? Help...