tanyap's picture

Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you
the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies,
'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.

The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.

:)~



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Pat M's picture

New Government Seal

Official Announcement:
The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from
an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's
political stance.. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys
the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
security while you're actually being screwed!

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Pat M's picture

OH BOY!!! This is great!

OH BOY!!! This is great!
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Dee's picture

I LOVE this,

I LOVE this, Tanya!...OMG...I can't stop laughing! I needed a good laugh after seeing how the Dow closed today! ;)~

tanyap's picture

No Didding!!!!!

Holy!!!!!!!!
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Pat M's picture

?

What's a didding?...just kidding..Oh now I got it! No cyber slaps...haha
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joeg's picture

Official Announcement..says it all

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Billie S.'s picture

Says it all indeed !

Great one again , Joe !

I'm not a complete idiot ... Some parts are missing !

joeg's picture

its one of many from Chuck..

its one of many from Chuck.. this is one of the tame ones..;-D Fiona got to meet Kenny Lee Lewis last night

tanyap's picture

Oh cool! How is he? How

Oh cool! How is he? How was the gig? Did he play?
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joeg's picture

kenny

yeah. he did 2 tunes, Fly Like An Eagle and Pride & Joy..he's a really good player,it was neat. Didn't ask, but living in SLO and playing with Steve Miller seems to agree with him.

tanyap's picture

yeah it does...I saw him on

yeah it does...I saw him on a special on PBS with Miller and he looked really good...and sounded GREAT!!!
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How'd you like the debate? "Let Nader Debate" I just ordered stickers...want one?

joeg's picture

Nader would have made it

Nader would have made it more interesting. At least they both focused more on the issues. No one would see bumper stickers on my car, I hardly ever drive(rehearsals,Monday Jam and client meetings. I'm pretty invested in this election... glad to offer an opinion offline, but I don't wanna whiz in anybody's cornflakes here.

Raincloudmusic's picture

JoeG!!!

"....I don't wanna whiz in anybody's cornflakes here."

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YOU'RE KILLIN' ME, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Said a childhood friend of mine to his older brother one morning (I was there....I remember it): "Garrett....who whizzed in your cheerios?" His older brother turned around and left the room.

Thanks for the laugh.
You've "seen" some of my views on politics, etc. at bluezone. So I ain't puttin' them here right now. BUT. Let's just say that I agree regarding NADER.

I have a dear friend about to WRITE IN BOB BARR.
she WAS (past tense) in Obama's camp....
WAS.

I'm at best 'moderate-conservative'. My Grandpa is hard-core Republican. Dad votes for the PERSON, not the party. We don't talk politics if the 3 of us is in the same room much.
That sets my Grandpa on FOUR-HOUR tirades me and Dad don't dig.
Why?
Simple difference of opinion on the issues.
Agree to disagree??? I've had to do it. Sometimes talking to a former member of the RNC grates on my LAST nerve, and he's my Grandpa...????

Go. Figure.
So we kinda gotta be careful of each other's hearts and not screw up somebody's bowl of cereal when we're around each other.

;-))
YOU ROCK.
T

joeg's picture

politics..

I'm totally into serious talk about politics.. That's one of the reasons I created the original bluezone and the current bluezone alongside having a place for the songs I write and hanging w/friends. What is happening in politics right now is going to have a major impact on everyone's lives and discussing the issues is very important(provided discussion is reasonable, fact-based, and not just jaw jacking slogans). 1n 1776, Thomas Paine (a resident of New Rochelle, right next Larchmont where I grew up)wrote:
"THESE are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman."
This means ALL of us. These words still ring true today..

tanyap's picture

I'm there with 'ya!

I would never...either..I don't want my car keyed...but this is the exception to the rule for me...I'd love to chat with you off line about this...I'm interested in hearing your thoughts...
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tanyap's picture

Great one Joe!!!!! Hahaha!

Great one Joe!!!!!
Hahaha! :)~

Jeanne's picture

So true Tanya!

HAHAHAHAHA, GREAT ONE!

Daniel's picture

Come aaaawn

OMG, hahahahahahahaha! Classic shit.

Snuffy's picture

LOL!!!

Ain't that the truth!

JamesGale's picture

Some would say "Many a true

Some would say "Many a true word spoken in jest." But I'd say "Damn that's funny."

MRexBSSP's picture

hahaha ... I knew that

hahaha ... I knew that

tanyap's picture

MRex nice to meet you!

are you related to MBSSP's?
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MRexBSSP's picture

uh huh I think so..but hes

uh huh I think so..but hes smarter..

tanyap's picture

Well...

some get the looks...and some get the smarts! hahahah!!!!
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