Ten things men shouldn't say out loud in Victoria's Secret...

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Submitted by Duck on Thu, 05/15/2008 - 2:40pm.

Ten things men shouldn't say out loud in Victoria's Secret...

10. Does this come in children's sizes?

9. No thanks... just sniffing.

8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

7. Mom will love this.

6. Oh, the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

5. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.

4. Will you model this for me?

3. The miracle what? This is better than world peace!

2. 75 bucks? You're just gonna end up naked anyway.

1. Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your ass into that.

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You forgot one....

Submitted by Jeanne on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 8:41am.

Duck to sales woman "DOES THIS MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG"?

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...

Submitted by Pat M on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 5:49am.

And my dear Duck, how do you know these statements? HUH HUH HUH!!!...lol
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Duck : IN Victoria's Secret ?

Submitted by Billie S. on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 6:02am.

Or in the store ?
*Pat , did he ever buy you a Victoria's Secret outfit ? *

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Pat M's picture

No, he just bought one for

Submitted by Pat M on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 6:04am.

No, he just bought one for himself...
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Thats not good !

Submitted by Billie S. on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 6:07am.

He should get you one ! What does his look like ? ;-)

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Pat M's picture

His is a purple teddy with

Submitted by Pat M on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 6:13am.

His is a purple teddy with black lace...very pretty...he does look hmmm ok in it I guess. He could've at least bought me a matching one. HAHAHA
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shoes

Submitted by Duck on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 6:29am.

The heels are a bitch though

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Billie S.'s picture

Walking on heels isn't easy Duck

Submitted by Billie S. on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 6:35am.

Practice practice practice !

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OMG

Submitted by Billie S. on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 6:28am.

You know, i can allmost picture him in it ( sorry Duck ). A matching thong and bra would have done the job too ,right ?

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Pat M's picture

He does have them...LMFAO

Submitted by Pat M on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 6:57am.

He does have them...LMFAO
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Hehehe I"m sure it's gonna

Submitted by Yvonne on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 8:43am.

Hehehe I"m sure it's gonna be a WILD NIGHT at the Duck's home!

Hugs from Holland!

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