A doughter comes back home after many years and her dad says to her:
-Where have you been all these years,you ungrateful child. Didn't you think of your mom, all the pain you've caused. No one phone call, nothing.
-Yes dad, the doughter answers: I am sorry I hope you can forgive me but the reason of all that is that I became a Prostitute!
-A what???? are you crazy? you get out of my house. We are Catholics for god's sake.
-Ok Dad but I thought you could forgive me, after all I just bought you a brand new Porsche, Mom a diamond ring, a new house for you guys at the French Riviera.
(Pause)
-UH... what did you say againg you became, my child?
-A Prostitute dad.
-Oh........ I am sorry I thought you said a Protestant.